Man Designs Crocs Briefs, The Most Heinous Underwear To Exist

abbyadler

Mar 12, 2021 2:00 PM EST

It's a well-known fact that Crocs have been a fashion abomination since their invention - who knew they could possibly get any worse? Product designer Matt Benedetto is on a mission to contribute the ugliest fashion statements to the industry - but he may have taken it too far this time with his latest invention, Crocs Briefs. Although he calls them "Gator Briefs," it's abundantly clear that he ripped off Crocs. Why anyone would want to rip off that brand, I have no idea. One thing I do know is that this fashion item is likely to turn heads. Get a glimpse of the infamous Crocs Briefs below!

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Evidently, there's a LOT to unpack here! I have many questions, as I'm sure we all do. Firstly, is this fashion statement even legal? Then again, pretty much anything is legal in the US of A. Freedom of expression and whatnot. Secondly, has he managed to sell any of these? TBH, it would make a killer Halloween costume this year. Thirdly, does anyone else find themselves weirdly attracted to this look? Just me? Okay then.
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I love how the bright blue of the Croc Briefs bring out his blue eyes. He could have picked any color, yet this one surely suits him best. He planned this color coordination to a T.
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In case you wanted a view of the back.
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